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Remember the wild times you had back in those early boomer days? Even though you are now a true midlifer, I bet you still listen to those fabulous hit tunes from the 60’s and 70’s. Of course, it would make more sense for you if the lyrics were changed to make them a little more relevant to your current life style.:-)

Just got this listing of NEW LYRICS from a Boomer friend and couldn’t resist posting it.

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

• Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
• Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
• Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
• The Bee Gees — – How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
• Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
• Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.
• The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
• Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
• Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair.
• Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
• The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
• Abba— Denture Queen.
• Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
• Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
• Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry if I want To.

And Last but NOT least….

• Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again

Hey, you’ve got to have a sense of humor, people! Enjoy.